So many great books, so little time (if you watch too much TV)
READ the 100 Best FIRST Lines from Novels
[americanbookreview.org/100BestLines]
{i especially like:
“The sky above the port
was the color of television,
tuned to a dead channel.”
—William Gibson, Neuromancer (1984)}
sarah nean bruce ≈ living in urbia… 
PS~remember:
a book commits suicide
every time someone watches
Jersey Shore.